Wednesday, December 21, 2005

幾個朋友,在這個冷漠的季節,都和女友分手了。。。其實人在外囯,都是想開闊視野,但也往往牽動到感情的不穩定,人與人,心與心的距離。在這個來領的聖誕節,或許我會懷疑,我的幸福幾時才到來,但朋友們卻可能在苦苦思索,爲何美麗的幸福被奪走了。。。朋友們,振作吧。。。因爲我也為你們感到難過。。

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Rules of the Last Minute Worker

RESPECT THE ALARM CLOCK
the alarm clock is our god. it gives us direction and indications in life.

OBEY THE ALARM CLOCK
consequences are heavy when you do not listen to the alarm clock. do not test god's wrath. you will live a life of regret.

WORSHIP THE ALARM CLOCK
place it in a worshipping place visible from all corner of the room with The Bed. pray to the alarm clock every morning.

CHECK THE ALARM CLOCK
do not double-guess the alarm clock. silence is not a guarantee of availability of more sleeping time. it is also a sign of sleeping past the Golden Hour.

ARM THE ALARM CLOCK
if you do not communicate your desires to god, how do you expect god to talk back to you?

RELOAD THE ALARM CLOCK
the alarm clock's spiritual power will always run out just before an important event. telling sign: having more than 24 hours in a day.