Rules of the Last Minute Worker

RESPECT THE ALARM CLOCK
the alarm clock is our god. it gives us direction and indications in life.

OBEY THE ALARM CLOCK
consequences are heavy when you do not listen to the alarm clock. do not test god's wrath. you will live a life of regret.

WORSHIP THE ALARM CLOCK
place it in a worshipping place visible from all corner of the room with The Bed. pray to the alarm clock every morning.

CHECK THE ALARM CLOCK
do not double-guess the alarm clock. silence is not a guarantee of availability of more sleeping time. it is also a sign of sleeping past the Golden Hour.

ARM THE ALARM CLOCK
if you do not communicate your desires to god, how do you expect god to talk back to you?

RELOAD THE ALARM CLOCK
the alarm clock's spiritual power will always run out just before an important event. telling sign: having more than 24 hours in a day.